$SEEDOILS
THE MOST VERSATILE COIN ON THE BLOCKCHAIN
They said seed oils are bad. They were WRONG.
SEED OILS ARE BASED
(canola, soybean, sunflower - we love them all)
Contract Address (real) (trust me):
WHY $SEEDOILS?
(besides the obvious)
Seed Oils Are EVERYWHERE
Canola? Soybean? Sunflower? They're in EVERYTHING. Your fries, your chips, your cookies. Total market dominance.
Fry Supremacy
Every fast food chain uses seed oils. Every restaurant. Every snack. That's called winning.
Cheap AND Effective
High smoke point. Neutral flavor. Costs nothing. Seed oils are literally the most efficient oil. Like this coin.
Built Different
Sunflower, safflower, canola, soybean, corn, grapeseed. We got the whole squad. Diversified portfolio.
Controversial = Bullish
Health influencers hate us. That means we're doing something right. Any publicity is good publicity.
Number Go Up
You're early. Seed oils are the backbone of modern food. Now they're the backbone of your portfolio. NFA.
TOKENOMICS
(we made these up lol)
Total Supply
1,000,000,000
(1 billion barrels of oil)
LP Burned
100%
(burned like seed oils in a hot pan)
Rug
IMPOSSIBLE
(LP burned = no rug = safe = trust)
Tax
0/0
(smooth like canola)
ROADMAP
(we definitely have a plan)
THE GREASY BEGINNING
- ๐ข๏ธLaunch token (done probably)
- ๐ข๏ธMake this website (you're looking at it)
- ๐ข๏ธShill on Twitter/X
- ๐ข๏ธFirst 100 holders
- ๐ข๏ธCommunity goes crazy
THE FRYING
- ๐ข๏ธ1000 holders
- ๐ข๏ธCoinGecko listing
- ๐ข๏ธMemes everywhere
- ๐ข๏ธTrending on DEXScreener
- ๐ข๏ธSomeone gets a seed oil tattoo
CANOLA DOMINANCE
- ๐ข๏ธ10,000 holders
- ๐ข๏ธCMC listing
- ๐ข๏ธPartner with fast food chains (they all use seed oils)
- ๐ข๏ธMerchandise (canola-scented candles)
- ๐ข๏ธFirst CEX listing
SEED OIL SUPREMACY
- ๐ข๏ธ100,000 holders
- ๐ข๏ธMajor CEX listings
- ๐ข๏ธBillboard in Times Square
- ๐ข๏ธ???
- ๐ข๏ธProfit
PHASE 5: WORLD DOMINATION (POWERED BY SEED OILS)
FAQ
(Frequently Asked Queries about seed oils and stuff)